“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
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i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure
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I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
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they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
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list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
- me
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| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
the fuck yahoo u said u wouldnt touch our porn! fuck you yahoo!
safe for kids? that means if they remove all the explicit content, Tumblr will be pretty much empty. and after awhile will be full of Barbies, Biebers and Hello Kitty’s. the age range will be between 12 and 18.
good job yahoo.
So where do we all go now?
Fuck!Fuck Yahoo!!
Did any of you think to check to see if this is real or not? Because I’m not seeing it on their twitter feed…
definately not true. there is a video with yahoos ceo saying the porn will stay.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TUMBLR IS WHERE YOU GO FOR SAFE PORN WTF
(Source: idgafimawesome, via its-allfor-youu)
if you are actually stupid enough to make fun of someone’s social anxiety, or any mental illness in general, or tell them they’re lying and that they are perfectly fine while they sit there shaking and trying not to cry because they don’t know how to handle a situation, I most likely hate you and you should just get the fuck out.
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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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